Thursday, September 20, 2007

A Boat. What You Want is a Boat.....Geeez

Recently, afriend sent me the link to the New Engand Patriots web page. He says "check out the cheerleaders section. I like this one...that one..yadda yadda." They all have a small pic and a biography. They are asked their favorite foods, restaurants, best gifts they ever received..etc. And the second to last question is "If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three things would you want with you?" They were all cutesy and said things like, my dog, a tent, a working cell phone, (to call the Coast Gaurd I hope), a "man to do all the handywork." Dude, sorry Dudette, you are on a deserted island. How much handy work can there be? A pillow, treehouse making supplies, many boyfriends would be there (that's what you get for dating a cheerleader dummy), a blanket, a hair straightener (??) a comforter....a working tv. A camera, my dog...
If you are like me, you've gotten these "Get to Know Your Friends" emails. They float around the Internet likethe scent of Patchouli oil at a Dead show. They all seem to want to know what items you'd want if stranded on a desert island......how about a motorboat??

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